xx_autodafe ([info]xx_autodafe) wrote,
@ 2007-07-31 23:32:00
Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend  Next Entry
Current location:My room
Current music:"The Carpal Tunnel of Love," Fall Out Boy
Entry tags:french, german, japanese, languages, mandarin, teaching

Bored! Again! Who would've thought?
So I decided that, to cure my boredom, I was going to give you all a crash-course on useful phrases like this very nice gentleman named Case K.

Du bist ein Wassermelon!
German: You are a watermelon!

Dui bu qi, wo bu zhi dao ni de yao shi zai na-er.
Mandarin: Sorry, I don't know where your keys are.

Qu'est ce que tu fais si je t'embrasse maintenant?
French: What would you do if I kissed you right now?

Nein, meine dritte Brustwarze ist okay!
German: No, my third nipple is okay!

Wo ke yi min tian gao shu ni, dan shi ru guo wo shi le, na shi ni de ze ren.
Mandarin: I can tell you tomorrow, but if I die, that's your responsibility.

Chimayotta ka?
Japanese: Have you lost your mind?

Autsch! Was hat mir gebitten?
German: Ouch! What bit me?

Ore wa? Sou, Akuseru. Kioku shita ka.
Japanese: Me? I'm Axel. Commit it to memory.


(23 comments) - (Post a new comment)


[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 04:21 am UTC (link)
Chimayotta ka?

.........Qu'est ce que tu fais si je t'embrasse maintenant?

(Reply to this) (Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 04:28 am UTC (link)
But of course, mon cherie.

Ich weiß nicht. Willst du ausfinden?

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 04:29 am UTC (link)
*sigh* Well, at least it's official now.

......Perhaps. Are you offering?

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 04:34 am UTC (link)
*Melodramatically* Oh but my darling, to you I have lost both head and heart!

I forgot how to say in Hindi: Or, you could ask if I breathe.

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 04:38 am UTC (link)
*flatly* I'm sure.

Then where are you and why are you not close enough to kiss?

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 04:43 am UTC (link)
You'd better be.

When you're true to your heart, I know it's gonna lead you straight to me.

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 04:49 am UTC (link)
Of course, never doubted it . . . .

Lovely, but this isn't a Disney movie and I'm not psychic. So I guess we won't find out after all.

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 04:51 am UTC (link)
Hey, have I ever disappointed you? Don't answer that.

Really? Is your heart telling you to look behind you? 'Cause it should be.

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 05:24 pm UTC (link)
If you don't want me answering, then I suppose I can't tell you that you haven't . . . .

You're insufferable. *kiss*

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Really?

No, I'm just incorrigible. *Kissback*

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Yes, really.

That you are. But I suppose it's all right.

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I told you that you set your standards too low~.

But I suppose that's all right, too.

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Getting lower by the minute. But I've no problems with that. I can blame it all on you, anyway . . . . mm? *kiss*

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, of course. I'll be your scapegoat, and while you escape, you'll come back for me, and then we'll make history. That, or be it. *Chu~*

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 05:58 pm UTC (link)
Nonsense. You imply I'd leave you behind in the first place.

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Well, sometimes it's a necessity. You know I could catch up.

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 06:02 pm UTC (link)
*sigh* You're impossible. Now shut up and get back to kissing me?

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 06:03 pm UTC (link)
I am, and I will. Both of which happen to be pre-established fact. *Kiss*

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]silentschemes
2007-08-01 06:26 pm UTC (link)
As long as you know that. *kiss*

(Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

[info]xx_autodafe
2007-08-01 07:29 pm UTC (link)
I know everything, darling.

(Reply to this) (Parent)

[info]herteles
2007-08-04 04:26 am UTC (link)
....

........

............

I....

......

Uh.... Wha....

........... Nevermind.

(Reply to this)


[info]textbook_blonde
2007-08-04 09:33 pm UTC (link)
U-um... oookay, Axel.

(Reply to this)


[info]mercury_machine
2007-08-12 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Nein, meine dritte Brustwarze ist okay!

(Reply to this)

(23 comments) - (Post a new comment)

Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Login w/ OpenID
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…